yea so i learned a new phrase tonight it is called MUFF.. lol met this hot purto rican girl like a 10 plus tax but her friend was huge.. i mean big birtha huge.. as big as a whale and about to set sail... at any rate.. the i talked to her for a while she leave and then comes back and bought me and my boy two shots.. she hands me mine and then makes the big girl hand my boy the shot... my boy turns to me and says.. " im not taking her muff" i was like what... he laughed and said "Manditory Ugly Fat Friend".. tit was great.... lol... she was so cute.. way to drunk though...

 

thats great, imma use that one

 

well im going to let you..

 

oh GAWD.. 10 + tax.. niceee...
or big as a whale about to set sail.. classic...


man - MUF is bad enough let alone the eXXtra "F"
for PHATNESS

 

let me tell you her friend was about 4'11" and I **** you not as wide as she was tall... the other girl she was 5'6" about 120 i would guess a 36 D, tight little *** and a cute little face, brow eyes, dark hair, and very nice dark skin... didnt know a whole lot of english but just enough to know she was no dummy... very very cute, had a little frekle on her right cheek so adorable...

 

which cheek??? lol [:-]

 

when i check out a girl i look at evety feture... lol.. so later on i look for things that are wrong.... its a curse.. my best friend always says im to picky ill find the smallest thing and blow it out of proportion till it drive's me insane and i stop talking to the girl...plus i have a photographic memonry so i just look at things differently, scan people almost for certain fetures so i can remember thier faces... like the frekle on her right cheek, and also she had a small birh mark and her left shoulder.. her friend on the other hand im try to erase from my memory.. all i remember is seeing a giant blob... that i had an erge to run from..

 

Muff also means pu$$y FYI.

 

^^^ thats what i was gonna say... ive long used muff as a reference to that.. but i like that definition too.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff

 

Lets use it in a sentence:

"The ho was so freaky she and her ho friend went on a muff diving expadition together."

Thats my favorite way to use "muff " in a sentence.

It'll take me a while to get used to the phatty deffinition of "muff."