ALright so i went to pick up my gf at 9pm from work then we went to TJI FRIDAYS to eat.

so i was behind this one car at a stoplight .. light turned green the car went and so did i .. but really slowly. so some dick behind me that was driving some funny calvalier or like a metro i couldnt really tell. He honks at me and im like wtf? so i speed up and hten im like oh hell no.. this shall not go unpunished. so he swerves into the left lane way behind me, so i go in the left also.. then he swirves in the right really fast so i do it too.. LLOLLL.. then this mad man starts swirving like 100 yards behind me really like a ******* drunk bastard. he was driving in the middle of the lanes and going side to side rapidly. i was cracking up!!!!

its like he was trying to loose me or something but he was behind me. its like when youre racing and you try to not let someone through.. but the other way around cuz he was like 5 car lenghs behind. LOL!!!! hed go left right left right ..middle left middle right left right.. LOL.. in the meantime im driving ahead peacefully laughing my *** off 5 car lenghts infront! you just had to be there.. sorry if its confusing..

edit: oh i just rmemeberd.. you know in racing when they are going left and right trying to warm up the tires... well thats what he was doing LOL.. but more agressivly...


oh and later that night infront of the house my gf drove off with me on her hood and scared me shitless. i was holding on to her wipers. she was laughing and really scared me.. she was almost enjoying it i think.. [sm=laughat.gif]

 

maybe your gf was being serious.. and was trying to do something to you

Rule #1. Never trust a woman

 

you don't have a life insurace policy signed over to here do you?

 

that crossed my mind for a sec.. i just dont know lol.. not geting on her hood again..

 

no i dont.. lol

 

you sure she doesnt have one on you. that you dont know about??

 

women basically little hitlers, never trust them

that's wicked man... would have ROCKED if he bailed..

 

THats how alot of murders happen, on tv anyways, but yeah, women, they don't alway use there head, thats why guys have two, so we can give one a rest.

 

not when ur the one doin the shootin...

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