Kelly, here's another!
#1
01-05-2007, 02:59 PM
Kelly, here's another!
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
#2
01-05-2007, 03:05 PM
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RE: Kelly, here's another!
you've been hanging out with playa too long......somehow, i think he's feeding this to you thru email or something......this has "playa" written all over it!!!
#3
01-05-2007, 03:07 PM
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RE: Kelly, here's another!
and here i was so gullible to think this was a thread dedicated to ME!
#5
01-05-2007, 03:12 PM
RE: Kelly, here's another!
I promise, I did it on my own, lol.... and it is dedicated to you. The fact that I posted another, just because you said keep 'em comin proves half of my theory: Women get what they want. The other half is that they are always right. I'm really not a woman hater by any means! In most circumstances you all make the wiser decision (unless it comes to buying cars, they usually shoot themselves in the feet then).
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01-05-2007, 03:15 PM
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RE: Kelly, here's another!
ORIGINAL: avant80@2.6
Kelly, here's another! distasteful post heading its like Kelly was a target, not cool at all
Kelly, here's another! distasteful post heading its like Kelly was a target, not cool at all
i'm a tough little cookie, nobody bothers me....and if they do? i'll take care of it in private!
#9
01-05-2007, 03:23 PM
RE: Kelly, here's another!
It wasn't directed towards you, not the content anyways... it was dedicated to the fact you wanted another laugh, and you have to admit some of them are funny!
