That poor Audi had to stay alone for 7 hours...*tear* [X(]

 

I know, that was prettymuch the only thing i was thinking about. they close the gates to the preserve early, but when i went by to make sure my car was okay, the gate was left open. every other gate was closed. i guess because i was so polite about the situation, the forest preserve cop left it open so i could get my car. I was so happy. the thought of leaving my car in a dark forest preserve over night was really bothering me.[:@]

 

ROFL!! Are you jk about the food or serious? WHen I was in Cook County jail I got a sammich that taste like chalk and look like the guards stepped on it.

 

Oh and they threw a Timberland Boot at my face. (note to self dont shake shoes unless they tell you to)

 

Oh and Also...

I had (2) GangMembers in my cell Two-Six
(1) Crackhead
(1) Smelly Drunk Mexican, that took a crap on the nasty toilet right in front of me.

 

... who hasnt been in that scenario haha

 

 

Yeah the food was actually was pretty amazing for a jail. A buritto platter with rice side, beans side, vegetables side, and pudding. I guess they treat ya well in dupage in terms of food

on a side note, I want to help the guy in your "video" commit suicide............ I hate you for that video[:@] I asked for it, but WTF

 

That video must be painful.. I dont wanna see! but i almost do.. UGH![:'(]

 

NO, you don't want to see it. It involves male genetals and a sharp knife...........