...amongst the homosexuals.

 

FTR, I was probably using Ig-pay Atin-lay before you were born. Also FTR, I know a little REAL Latin, too. Also Italian, German, a bit of Spanish and a few words in French, for the almost two decades I spent in Europe... FWIW (not much, I'd imaging)

You need to crank up the sensitivity on your BS-o-meter, Entframe-bay...

 

SON OF A B!TCH

 

BF, you were supposed to say, "I know you are, but what am I?"

Day-um, doesn't ANYBODY quote that homo pee-wee herman, anymore?

 

i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel......

 

So there are these two muffins being baked. To speed up the process a little, the cook comes over and turns up the temp on the oven.
One muffin starts sweating, wipes his brow and looks over at the other muffin and says "Jesus! Is it getting hotter in here? Or is it just me?"
Startled, the other muffin panics and screams "HOLY SH*T! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 

*me* [sm=icon_beat.gif] *check*

 

*me**flanman*

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA........"1 up" "1 up" "1 up", i love it......

 

Check you like to do guys in drag?