i dont feel like getting expelled for kickin someones ***

 

He's a ***, don't worry.

 

Why couldn't the terrorists have hit OC instead? I swear to god most people from there are just spoiled rich WHITE TRASH (no offense to you guys but seriously, a lot of people from there need a real asskicking).

 

What's really important is that you know that you are better than he is. Actually, so does he, that's why he felt the need to constanty try to one up you throughout the whole conversation. Or you could just pee in his gas tank....either way you're a winner.

 

Fair enough...then pee in his coolant, that can't be good.

 

That is a great quote Bishop. I agree with you 100%

 

All right, then just pee on the seats, that'll not only add weight to the car and slow it down, but it won't be that much fun to sit in...unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

i dont kno the fool
maybe he was insecure casue he was tryin to impress the gurl or something
or he saw me as a threat
but the hell wit him though

 

OK, I'm calling shenanigans on that one...The others at least sounded plausible...You may want to post some of them in the fictoids thread.

 

I know they aren't true, but you sold them very well.