Am I right or am I right?

 

Hey to Doug's don't make a right so I don't know about this.

 

JARTS > VARTS

 

Well then... That was positivly the best piece of information I have ever recieved.

 

I'm just saying... Right?

 

most of the time you are right, but Varts can be pretty humorous!

 

I feel like a better person for knowing these things now.

 

Varts don't hurt as much as jarts... unless its due to a urinary tract infection then thats a whole other thang

 

^ You would know about the varts, wouldn't you?

 

I dont think these two things are comparable. Now if your talking varts vs. farts then it may be a discussion.

I may be sick after reading about the more serious condition of varts involving fecal matter...yea I just barfed in mouth a little.