Jack Bauer is sent to kill Jason Bourne ... Ironically enough, Jason Bourne is sent to kill Jack Bauer. Who kills who first?

 

They both shoot at the same time and the universe implodes on itself.

 

Jack Baur, he is old, and wise.

 

Jason Bourne, with the ballpoint pen and the coffee table book (History of Heniken)

 

Neither. They mistakenly show up on a Chuck Norris movie set, and he kills them both with just a stare.

 

Jack Bauer forgets his line and thedirector ends up killing him.

 

Bauer. But Bourne knows that he will get killed so he straps a bomb to his chest.

Praise ALA and G-HADDDDDDDDDDDD!

 

The guy from The Transporter ramps into the parking garage, and kicks both of their asses.

 

True story: I was drinking in a Georgetown Hotel in DC and ran into Jack Bauer aka Keifer Sutherland in DC one night. (he was there filming for the new season of 24) I bought him a wishkey on the rocks andshot the shitwith him for a couple minutes.While he is cool as hell, down to earth and a great drinking buddyhe is also achain smoker and would be out of breath so fast it isnt even funny. So I have to give the edge to Jason Bourne.

That being said Sean Connery would wipe the floor with both of them while at the same time ordering a martini and winning a hand of baccarat for a cool $50,000. After words he would take his pick of ladies with in thecasino and take them up to his room and bang them out until he learned they were really spies at which point he would kill them and say something catchy and cool like "She really had it cuming"

 

Yeah, Keifer is a serious drinker and smoker, and usually makes the news with some sort or drinking scandal in SoCal every 6 months or so... Now having said that, I'm looking forward to the next season of 24. Cool show.




Cheers!