Hello, my name is Dylan and I am an insomniac.

 

My name is Kolby, and I am also an insomniac.

If I took a couple of shots I'd be out within half an hour, but I think I'll stick to my beer. Breakfast at McDonalds while still kind of drunk sounds pretty good right now.

 

I always feel like a stereotype American when I eat fast food for breakfast.

What do you do when you can't sleep?

 

Drink and get on AF.

And I rarely eat fast food for breakfast.

 

Same here. I want some chocolate chip pancakes.

 

Good morning... nothing like a great night's sleep.

Ya know what I do when I can't sleep? I have sex.

L8R Losers!

 

Fixed.

 

I was gonna announce myself, and tell you all my name, but, it's "anonymous," so I can't. I'll be back in about 12 hours to re-announce myself, however; but, I still won't tell you WHO I AM!

 

This is the second part of our night owl thread?

 

K Jazz...