And I eat a microwave dinner, what meal did I just eat?

 

Technically brunch but you didn't list it so dinner it is.

 

Are we going by appropriate meal for the time of day or appropriate meal in relation to when you woke up?

 

This is something we're trying to determine...

 

Well, I suppose it depends on how many more meals you eat throughout the rest of the day. If you only eat one more, it's lunch, and if you eat two more, then it's breakfast. Everything's relative!

 

Bullshit. Have an omelet and bacon. Then it's case closed.

 

But it specifically says "Microwave Dinner" on the box... not omelet and bacon...

 

You bought the wrong box.

 

What Jeremy said. I would take a sharpie and cross out "dinner" and write whatever appropriate meal you're eating it for.

 

It is simply a meal! The time of day is not relevant to what it is called. I eat tuna sandwiches , cold pizza & Chinese food for breakfast (not all at the same time),Raisin Bran for lunch & eggs when ever!
Yes , real men eat quiche for dinner!