Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
#11
09-21-2005 | 03:32 AM
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From: In The Kitchen
RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
ORIGINAL: bentframe
Grade A+++ advise. this kid knows his ****, listen to him.
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
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#12
09-21-2005 | 03:35 AM
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From: South Bay
RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
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ORIGINAL: bentframe
Grade A+++ advise. this kid knows his ****, listen to him.
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
GREAT REPLYER, WILL DO BUSINESS AGAIN ++++++A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
#13
09-21-2005 | 03:37 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
GREAT REPLYER, WILL DO BUSINESS AGAIN ++++++A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ORIGINAL: bentframe
Grade A+++ advise. this kid knows his ****, listen to him.
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
GREAT REPLYER, WILL DO BUSINESS AGAIN ++++++A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
#14
09-21-2005 | 03:41 AM
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From: In The Kitchen
RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
ORIGINAL: bentframe
lol, sorry, was that too 'standard positive ebay feedback' sounding? i'll try not to sound so generic next time...
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
GREAT REPLYER, WILL DO BUSINESS AGAIN ++++++A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ORIGINAL: bentframe
Grade A+++ advise. this kid knows his ****, listen to him.
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
dude, **** that bitch, listen to the origenal play boy right here.
What you need todo, is dump her ***, let it known, preferably with a backhand (powder if you feel the need to make it a pimp slap).
Now seeing you own a 4 door car, you can fit probably 4 hos and yourself in it.
I ask you, why goto home coming with only one female, when you can walk in like the Don Jaune himself, with 4, two under each arm, and two holding the doors.
You might ask, well **** Heinz, how does one manage such a flying feet. I shall shed some light on this matter, basically walk into school tomorrow, trolling. Now trolling isn't nessecarily for everyone. It takes a, well, big man to have the *****, and a little bit more to pull this off.
Well christ heinz, get to the point already.
Fine, you walk into that school tomorrow, with the biggest **** eating grin on your face, and your favorite ***** hanging out. That will just show all those girls who they wanna goto homecoming with, just like fishing man. Walk slow and wait for a bite
Yours Truely
Warren 'The Warden'
AKA Heinz to all you bastards who are not in the FBI
GREAT REPLYER, WILL DO BUSINESS AGAIN ++++++A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
#15
09-21-2005 | 03:43 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
ORIGINAL: apg96
I was thinking getting the teddy bear that u can program to say something and giving it to her when im with her one day. Any otehr ideas or would u just stick with the traditional flowers?
I was thinking getting the teddy bear that u can program to say something and giving it to her when im with her one day. Any otehr ideas or would u just stick with the traditional flowers?
ORIGINAL: Beaner
I gave mine a teddy bear... they love teddy bears.... she said flowers die
-bean
I gave mine a teddy bear... they love teddy bears.... she said flowers die
-bean
remember outside of high school that baby stuff wont work anymore
#16
09-21-2005 | 03:59 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
haha heinz, that was effin hilarious... the ebay comment was gold too!
And apg... wahts this about you needing to do more because you're dating her? THAT MEANS YOU DO LESS. Take it from an *******. You've alreay got her... she knows your taking her... so just dont even bring it up. She knows. Then, when the night rolls around... pick her up, and go. ... I'm tired. <-- figured i'd add that... since this sounds really incoherent.
And apg... wahts this about you needing to do more because you're dating her? THAT MEANS YOU DO LESS. Take it from an *******. You've alreay got her... she knows your taking her... so just dont even bring it up. She knows. Then, when the night rolls around... pick her up, and go. ... I'm tired. <-- figured i'd add that... since this sounds really incoherent.
#17
09-21-2005 | 04:13 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
HOly crap I didn't even start this.
man I feel for you AGP..
well not that much..
How hard can it be to ask your cousin out to the winter dance.
It's not like the rest of your family hasn't.
man I feel for you AGP..
well not that much..
How hard can it be to ask your cousin out to the winter dance.
It's not like the rest of your family hasn't.
#18
09-21-2005 | 04:36 AM
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Posts: 1,489
From: San Mateo, CA
RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
Hey, just out of curiosity, is this one of those things where you get up in front of the whole school to ask your date to go with you, and the most romantic way of asking gets free tickets? If it is, sorry dude, that's pretty lame. If not, then just ask her like a normal person!
They do those stupid contests at my highschool and its always a good laugh watching the guys asking the girls out and basically making a fool of themselves.
They do those stupid contests at my highschool and its always a good laugh watching the guys asking the girls out and basically making a fool of themselves.
#19
09-21-2005 | 04:49 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
OMG u guys have some funny ideas. One thing for all teh ppl that said do something at school she doesnt go to my school ( iwouldnt date someone that does. tehy all are on coke and have STDs)
I think i will just do teh teddy bear. I dont wnat to **** her off cause i am needing some play here. OO and if i didnt do anything and just showed up she wouldnt have teh dress. I already said taht. Maybe i will ask her in normal conversation "u know homecoming is on oct. 1st right?" just making sure. haha.
I think i will just do teh teddy bear. I dont wnat to **** her off cause i am needing some play here. OO and if i didnt do anything and just showed up she wouldnt have teh dress. I already said taht. Maybe i will ask her in normal conversation "u know homecoming is on oct. 1st right?" just making sure. haha.
#20
09-21-2005 | 05:01 AM
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RE: Ideas for asking someone to Homecoming?
dude.. all you gotta do is show up early the day of the dance.. hand her a box with an awesome dress in it.. tell her to put it on.. if you wanna be really pimp.. have a hairdresser appt set up for her and take her there first.. then give her the dress.. after that take your audi to the store.. get some snacking material.. load it in a picnic basket and grab a blanket.. keep it in the trunk, dont tell her about it.. then just drive up to a park.. and pull it out.. then after your done there head off to the dance. Dont ask her.. dont tell her just do it!