Today I was driving in a parking lot and theres this douche bag parked like sideways with a Ford Expedition (big suv) that had a ******* HUGE metallic looking riced out spoiler mounded on the roof!!!! I wish I could have gotten a clear pic of this it was the most retarded thing I ever saw. I hope this kid drives under a low bridge and it gets knocked off.

 

haha, that'd be a sight to see

 

Your comment about the bridge reminds me of something I had once witnessed in a parking garage somewhere in Washington DC (I forget where). A Ford Econoline van full of old people had somehow gotten into a basement parking garage of a mall, but couldnt clear the ceiling when it came time to go back up the ramp. I saw how the driver made a couple attempts to get up the ramp, but the top of the van kept jamming up against the roof while the senior citizens inside were yelling and moving around in panic. That was perhaps the best free source of amusement I had ever come across.

 

Wouldn't that **** up the rims and the tires?

 

haah.. one of the reasons i got a camera phone recently... i cant wait to capture all the stupid **** in life and post it.

 

wow that is terrible, why waste your money?

 

One time when my dad was moving a bunch of stuff into a building, he got stuck. He had loaded a rented U-Haul type truck and pulled it into the garage with no trouble at all until he tried to get out. The amount of crap in there was enough to let him pass under the garage, but when he took everything out of the back, it unloaded the suspension and he was trapped. I'm not sure how he got out, but I think he just deflated the tires.

 

I snapped 2 pics as I roled past but I dont know how to uplaod them or if youd be able to see it clearly.

 

try and upload them...i wanna see this pos