yea im wasted, and im headed to some girls house to go in her pool.. LOOKOUT!!! i dont really even know **** chick.. should be interesiting..

 

Get in her wat? - is that wat u call it ova there now a ' Pool '
Rite
Hehe

 

Sir. you are in direct violation of the official drinking team code of procedural posting chapter 41.9, you will now be hanged for your crime.

 

n00bs can't be the head of the drunk team anyway!

 

and just what rule did i break.. not familiar with 41.9.. and if you plan to hang me, make sure you come heavy..

 

ruel 1242 in subsection 7 of chapter 41.9 says that no one with under 1000 posts can recreate a drunk team thread one they are a member of the original. exceptions include you were to drunk to find the original drunk teem thread, you were getting head and didn't have the testicular fortitude to go looking for the drunk teem thread (shaky hands), Or after exustive search thought atleast 478 pages of the OT forums, you still didn;t manage to find the origingal drunk teem thread,

Your trial date has been set for the fifth day of january, 2170. You had better be there.

 

well the drunk team and the drinking team could actually be two differnt Entities, I formally apologize if I have caused any grief, I have been a member and a leader of my chapter of the “drinking team” for the past year and under guidelines set forth by my predecessor who is now my second in command I have a right to proclaim said leadership in any social setting. There for under rule 69 in subsection 8 of chapter 11.5 I am not obligated or responsible for any violations committed while under the influence.

 

OK, so now tell us how was the "swim"?

 

well there were three of them and two of us, meaning three girls two guys.. they all got naked.. I made out with the girl i was dancing all night while we were in the pool, we were all kind of loud, and at my friend ashleys house, her dad came outside and well all the girls where nude in the pool, well ashey was not, one girl was naked because she was not wearing any panites and didnt want to mess up her bra, and the other one had on boy shorts.. (I love boy shorts. ) her dad was funny.. he was like you drunk Fucs have two choices, lower your voices and then he said my name and looked right at me.. or go home and go to bed.. we got out of the pool i brought the two girls home and drove back to my house.. nothing all that great happend it was just so hot out and so hot in the bar we needed to cool off.. I let my friend drive m audi home (he has a stock one) i had to much to drink and he didnt so he drove home. it was nice being in the passenger seat, the car feels rather quick..

 

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