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Old 03-26-2007, 04:01 PM
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Hymn #365
[/align]A minister was completing a[/align]Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I[/align]Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the[/align]river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the[/align]wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then[/align]finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all[/align]the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."[/align]Sermon complete, he sat down.[/align][/align]The Choir leader stood very cautiously and announced[/align][/align]With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,[/align][/align]Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."[/align]
 
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:01 PM
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lol I knew where that one was going as soon as it started.
 
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:09 PM
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i would be at the mouth of the river! lol
 
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:57 PM
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LOL, thats funny!

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