A woman walked into the kitchen to find her [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





husband stalking around with a fly swatter. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"What are you doing?" [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





She asked. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"Hunting Flies" [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





He responded. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"Oh. ! Killing any?" [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





She asked. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.







Intrigued, she asked. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"How can you tell them apart?"[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





He responded, [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





"3 were on a beer can,[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]





2 were on the phone. [/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]

 

Spam!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lols.. heard it before

But its a good one

 

You had me at sex!

 

thats pretty funny

 

Lulz. Heard that one a few times to.