so i spoke to my mechanic friend, he said that apparently the ph levels in your pee were not sufficient to get the engine running....
to get it to run what you will need to do is only eat Chinese food for 2 days and hold your **** in. once 2 days have passed you should pee into the tank once more then get a pack of 4 AA energizer batteries and throw them into the tank. let it sit for 3 hours and try to start the car again. if it makes cranking noises but dosent start you should hold the key so it will make cranking noises for a while it should start after 10 minutes of cranking.
good luck

 

Or put diesel in your tank

 

ugh, I started with the Chinese food last night, and I really gotta **** now... why do I have to hold it if I'm pissing in the tank? It hurts so bad! And does it have to be energizer batteries? Rayovac claims to last just as long, and they cost less... Is it okay to get my batteries on Ebay?

 

All that matters is that you use Al Kaline batteries:

 

but are Ebay batteries ok?

 

I get everything off ebay. Can't beat the prices and who cares if it is just a cheap knock off?

 

I topped my brake fluid off with water and now my brakes are seizing up.Can I add more fluid to it and reverse it?

 

you needa add alcohol, to dry up the water... Back it into the shop bay, if you only wanna "reverse" the process.

 

How much power do I get out of a bov on my a4?

 

What sticker gives me the most HP?