so... who wants to help me port and polish my engine with a few bags of sand?

that works good right?

 

Does the t in 1.8t stand for tiptronic?

 

Nope... 1t'5 l33t 5p3ak for 80. L8r dud3.

 

I like to think I'm fairly fairly fluent in Interweb talk, but even I don't know what the **** you just said.

 

"It's leet speak for 80. Later Dude" ???

 

this might help

 

kolbs doesnt know the native language of teh interwebz?

 

I guess sometimes not

 

Back in my day... I was gonna put some reference to some old schitt you whipper-snappers wouldn't understand, but I forgot what I was going to type.

Help me, I've fallen, and I can't get up!!! I can, however, reach my keyboard, so, someone send over a stripper. Since I'm facedown, she may be able to help, if she's GOOD, and gots a nice bootay!

 

I would like a choice of greater than 50%.

Also, thinking about offsetting with 22 inch 300 70s in front and 16 inch, 220 20s in the rear...will this affect my driving??? what about ability to pick up girls?