this afternoon sucked for me, since i couldnt drive i decided to sit down and eat Daves Insanity Hot Sauce( according to the lableing its strong enough to strip a driveway). i was using my finger. i didnt wipe my finger and there was something in my eye so i rubbed my eye. my eye started burning. my mum took me to the emergency room, now i have to wear an eye patch for a day or two( or as the doc said until the burning stops).when i got home i didnt learn my lesson. while my parents went out i drank some more hot sauce. then my stomach started burning, really badly so i ran to the medicine cabnet and got some ant acids. i felt better but had to go the can. when i was done and wiping my *** i still had some hot sauce on my finger and the *** started burning. its still burning and im bored so i guess this was just something i should share.

 

YOU FVUCKING IDIOT! hahaha, way to go, yeah it sucks don't it. hope you get feeling better. Why don't you try masterbating with it now.

 

Let's ALL hope you get yur license back SOON before you permamently cripple yourself with a pickle sandwich or sunthin...

 

OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST **** MY PANTS!!!!!!! AWD U R A FUNNY MAN!!!

I STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD REALLY HARD... holy **** im almost crying..

 

I too have that hot sauce and man that sh*t is HOT! Sucks for you dude.

 

BWAHAHAHAHA... seriously... put down the hot sauce

 

hahaha

that was pretty damn good man

 

bunch of babys, that stuff aint hot.

 

lol it isnt hot.. hes wearing a patch for fun.

 

HAHAHAHA, sucker.