I have been hired as a marketing consultant for a client who is selling his $4,900,000 house.

One of our marketing tools is a website specifically designed for his house.

www.kylelakehouse.com

I consider the users of this forum to be the correct demographic to ask for an opinion.

What do you think? Would it meet your standards as a potential buyer?

Thanks for the feedback!

 

No. It needs 13 pools, a 155mm howitzer, and 39 trained attack poodles. And spam. LOTS OF F*CKING SPAM, *******.

 

Seriously; you get points for being clever, but you're still only a clever spammer. Douche.

 

I didn't mean to offend anyone. I thought the Off Topics section would be an OK place to ask for an opinion.

My apologies.

 

Usually the OT is a great place to ask an opinion on pretty much anything. But it's considered bad form for your first-ever post on the forum in any section to be a thinly veiled attempt to drive traffic to your own website. Even if you're not trying to spam, it's still kinda stupid. I mean, would you walk into a room of strangers and say, "Hey, anybody want to buy this $4.9M house I'm selling?" or would you say, "Hi everyone, I'm Joe! What's going on?"

 

Well-put. To comment on your original post too - this forum is largely comprised of 20-somethings (as far as I can tell) with some of us in our 30s/40s. It's doubtful that we're the target demographic for the purchase of a seven-figure-tagged home. There are some here who would qualify, but I'd bet most of us would be laughed out. Probably better off on www.nsxfiles.com or a Ferrari/Lambo forum if you're selling in that market.

 

The intarwebs: it's like a room full of friends you wish you didn't have, and someone just **** behind the couch.

 

I'm new to forums and haven't quite learned all of the etiquette.

Again, I apologize and thanks for the quick lesson is forum etiquette.

 

You should totally lurk before you post, get a feel for what the forum is all about before you post.

 

Since this is my first attempt at getting a virtual opinion, can anyone provide and acceptable way to go about this task? I'm just the marketing guy that would prefer not stepping off on the wrong virtual foot.