Chuck Norris and Steven Segall both need to die in a fire. Both of them have sone so much to ruin martial arts films it's not even funny. Oh, let's throw Jean Claude Van Damme in that grouping too. Jet Li could take out all three of those tools at the same time.

 

Have you seen Ong Bak with Tony Jaa? There should be a kitschy Internet phenomenon over that badass. Elbow/knees of terror and destruction.

I'll bring the matches if you bring the fuel to the burning-stake of Segall and Norris. Also Van Damme. They can have a stupid, lame fight to determine who the champion of hyped-up drunken brawling shall be while we set the ground on fire beneath them.

Redgoat, I PIICB.

 

I am so sad to see all this chuck *** lickin stuff . If he came to England he would be lucky to win a bar brawl.
No one with a beard can be hard ,they can only be tour Dad or Grandad.

 

for tour read your , im pissed.

 

I think most of us are making fun of him more than anything. I don't think Chick Norris could win ANY fight that wasn't choreographed.

 

...we're all aware that chuck norris trained with bruce lee right?
and that chuck norris helped bruce lee develop jeep kung do?

 

the next (black) chuck norris in training.....

 

That's better than the Star Wars kid.

 

i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree. mmmmkay?

 

You were kidding about Chuck and Bruce, right? I know you were kidding. Unless Chuck Norris subbed as a punching bag when Bruce Lee fvcking kicked a hole in the regular one.