Haha that one was good! And I've never read it before!

 

hahahaha, if u wanna hear a screwed up story read any of the tuckermax story but this one is the worst i have read so far.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278

 

lol. tucker max..
my buddy actually has the "aren't you lucky" tatoo done

 

Lol all that stuff is funny as hell!!

 

Yeah, that TuckerMax story is hilarious. It's been around the 'net for a while, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go **** herself

 

<Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.
<Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games
<Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm)
<Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.