Haha, this is good.
#1
12-06-2005, 02:17 PM
Haha, this is good.
A quote from www.bash.org
Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a f*cked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to **** and I find myself covered in ****. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
EDIT: ... I dunno if this is even appropriate... I am beyond desensitized to this stuff.
Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a f*cked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to **** and I find myself covered in ****. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
EDIT: ... I dunno if this is even appropriate... I am beyond desensitized to this stuff.
#2
12-06-2005, 02:20 PM
RE: Haha, this is good.
And another:
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some fa**ot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f*cker
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some fa**ot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f*cker
#5
12-07-2005, 02:56 AM
RE: Haha, this is good.
Haha, it's great because I was reading those (and many other) quotes while attending my cognitive psychology class... I sit front row... and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing on a couple occasions... my prof must think I am crazy. The material in class isn't exactly funny...
#6
12-07-2005, 03:54 AM
RE: Haha, this is good.
this one made me laugh out loud...
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#7
12-07-2005, 05:27 AM
RE: Haha, this is good.
Sefy89: God my mom wont stop yelling
Dested: wat did u do this time?
Sefy89: i called her a lazy bitch and told her to get up and do some work
Dested: ...doesnt your mom have a broken leg?
Sefy89: thus the noise
Dested: wat did u do this time?
Sefy89: i called her a lazy bitch and told her to get up and do some work
Dested: ...doesnt your mom have a broken leg?
Sefy89: thus the noise
#10
12-07-2005, 05:53 PM
RE: Haha, this is good.
<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a ******* idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a ******* idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins