ha. good joke.

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01-17-2008, 03:37 PM

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ha. good joke.

May be you know it but it is worthwhile to recall . . .
>
> Choosing a wife
>
> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three
> likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to
> see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets
> Her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up
very
> nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
> impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
> money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is
> impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
> the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a
> joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the
> money he'd given her.
>
> Then..... he married the one with the biggest ****.
>
> Men are like that, you know.