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#1
01-18-2008, 11:59 AM
ha!
> The Golf Lesson
>
> Well, what should I do?", asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the
pro
> replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
> Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250
yards
> straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his
wife
> the good news about his lesson.
> The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing
and
> said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
> "What can I do?" asked the wife.
> "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's *****."
> The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice, took a swing, and,
THUMP!
> the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
> "WOW, you know, that was a lot better than I expected!", the pro said.
> "Now lets try it the traditional way. Take the club out of your mouth
and
> hold it in your hands...