Great Moments in AudiForums History
#91
08-08-2005, 01:03 PM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
alright. here ya go ross, this one will make you proud.
this one seriously goes waaaaaay back
ready neil?
https://www.audiforums.com/m_32855/mpage_1/tm.htm
how's that goin anyway neil?
EDIT: a few keepers
this one seriously goes waaaaaay back
ready neil?
https://www.audiforums.com/m_32855/mpage_1/tm.htm
how's that goin anyway neil?
EDIT: a few keepers
ORIGINAL: clconversion
I could bring her a little bag of flower seed " deal with this bitch"
I could bring her a little bag of flower seed " deal with this bitch"
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
to the gods of the bed
to the gods of the bed
ORIGINAL: Jestnomen
That would be Aphrodite.
That would be Aphrodite.
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
might as well announce it too. just got back from the 3rd date
might as well announce it too. just got back from the 3rd date
ORIGINAL: David_K
tap that **** then leave it out by the garbage
tap that **** then leave it out by the garbage
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
*ahem*
*ahem*
ORIGINAL: David_K
what? got somethin in your throwt?
what? got somethin in your throwt?
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
yeah, sorry. just a little bit of chip or something. anyway. you were saying?
yeah, sorry. just a little bit of chip or something. anyway. you were saying?
ORIGINAL: Jestnomen
I've had about enough of this. Russian mail-order bride seems like the way to go.
I've had about enough of this. Russian mail-order bride seems like the way to go.
ORIGINAL: King_D
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
ORIGINAL: Jestnomen
I should write a book about lovin women. "Jestnomen does Dallas."
I should write a book about lovin women. "Jestnomen does Dallas."
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
well i def forgot about valentines day when i broke it off with this one girl... but... had a date with her twin sister last night... so... u guys think dinner and a movie is too much/too little for valentines day?....
well i def forgot about valentines day when i broke it off with this one girl... but... had a date with her twin sister last night... so... u guys think dinner and a movie is too much/too little for valentines day?....
ORIGINAL: brrman
dude - dinner and a movie is pretty blah.
Worst thing about a movie is that you don't even talk to each other.
Got a wine bar where you live? nothing like a fireplace and bottle of wine.
dude - dinner and a movie is pretty blah.
Worst thing about a movie is that you don't even talk to each other.
Got a wine bar where you live? nothing like a fireplace and bottle of wine.
ORIGINAL: Jestnomen
Who wants to talk to them anyway? Just give them wine during the movie, then take her back to the fireplace. By then she won't feel like talking, if you get my drift.
Who wants to talk to them anyway? Just give them wine during the movie, then take her back to the fireplace. By then she won't feel like talking, if you get my drift.
ORIGINAL: sfordeso
the truth is plastered all over this forum... they'll never think to look here
hell. i've set up a hit on my aunt in this forum
the truth is plastered all over this forum... they'll never think to look here
hell. i've set up a hit on my aunt in this forum
ORIGINAL: PaulA4
Dude chuck me some US chicks and I'll chuck you some British ones
Dude chuck me some US chicks and I'll chuck you some British ones
ORIGINAL: Jestnomen
Ding! Ok i'll UPS a few over to you.
Ding! Ok i'll UPS a few over to you.
#94
08-08-2005, 06:24 PM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
moving on in life
All the comments Jazz says in off topic
All the comments Jazz says in off topic
#95
08-08-2005, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
moving on in life
All the comments Jazz says in off topic
moving on in life
All the comments Jazz says in off topic
#96
08-08-2005, 06:37 PM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
***Okay, this is gonna be a pretty sick response to Chengs funny post, so, if you have a lite constitution, or a quesy stomach... Turn away NOW! Answers like mine were the kind we used to give waaaaaaaaay back when I first joined teh Army, 20 years ago.***
I like to put it in soft and listen to the bones crunch as i get excited!!!
EDIT: BTW, I'm just know seeing this... I can't believe Cheng "outted" me on my birthday!!! You PROMISED you wudn't tell. ESPECIALLY after I paid you for your silence with ALL those used condoms!!! What'd you do with all 300 of them (a weeks worth), NEway? I remember you mentioned something about blowing bubbles?!?!? What wuz THAT all about?
[IMG]local://upfiles/4805/BC0926A13B54457A92B01A6713E7CEE1.jpg[/IMG]
***Okay, this is gonna be a pretty sick response to Chengs funny post, so, if you have a lite constitution, or a quesy stomach... Turn away NOW! Answers like mine were the kind we used to give waaaaaaaaay back when I first joined teh Army, 20 years ago.***
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
i black mailed my way to my car
i found incriminating pics of someone i dont want to say (it was AWDaholic) with some gurl scouts and he was getting more then cookies from them
i black mailed my way to my car
i found incriminating pics of someone i dont want to say (it was AWDaholic) with some gurl scouts and he was getting more then cookies from them
EDIT: BTW, I'm just know seeing this... I can't believe Cheng "outted" me on my birthday!!! You PROMISED you wudn't tell. ESPECIALLY after I paid you for your silence with ALL those used condoms!!! What'd you do with all 300 of them (a weeks worth), NEway? I remember you mentioned something about blowing bubbles?!?!? What wuz THAT all about?
[IMG]local://upfiles/4805/BC0926A13B54457A92B01A6713E7CEE1.jpg[/IMG]
#97
08-08-2005, 06:38 PM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
your check bouced Jazz, this is the first and last time i take checks for black mail
steickly cash now u cant trust this guy
lil gurls and hes shady
and all those used condoms i sold your juice to a sperm back and i say in 18 years u gonna have a bunch of lil Jazzs in the front door saying your my real daddy
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
***Okay, this is gonna be a pretty sick response to Chengs funny post, so, if you have a lite constitution, or a quesy stomach... Turn away NOW! Answers like mine were the kind we used to give waaaaaaaaay back when I first joined teh Army, 20 years ago.***
I like to put it in soft and listen to the bones crunch as i get excited!!!
EDIT: BTW, I'm just know seeing this... I can't believe Cheng "outted" me on my birthday!!! You PROMISED you wudn't tell. ESPECIALLY after I paid you for your silence with ALL those used condoms!!! What'd you do with all 300 of them (a weeks worth), NEway? I remember you mentioned something about blowing bubbles?!?!? What wuz THAT all about?
[IMG]local://upfiles/4805/BC0926A13B54457A92B01A6713E7CEE1.jpg[/IMG]
***Okay, this is gonna be a pretty sick response to Chengs funny post, so, if you have a lite constitution, or a quesy stomach... Turn away NOW! Answers like mine were the kind we used to give waaaaaaaaay back when I first joined teh Army, 20 years ago.***
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
i black mailed my way to my car
i found incriminating pics of someone i dont want to say (it was AWDaholic) with some gurl scouts and he was getting more then cookies from them
i black mailed my way to my car
i found incriminating pics of someone i dont want to say (it was AWDaholic) with some gurl scouts and he was getting more then cookies from them
EDIT: BTW, I'm just know seeing this... I can't believe Cheng "outted" me on my birthday!!! You PROMISED you wudn't tell. ESPECIALLY after I paid you for your silence with ALL those used condoms!!! What'd you do with all 300 of them (a weeks worth), NEway? I remember you mentioned something about blowing bubbles?!?!? What wuz THAT all about?
[IMG]local://upfiles/4805/BC0926A13B54457A92B01A6713E7CEE1.jpg[/IMG]
steickly cash now u cant trust this guy
lil gurls and hes shady
and all those used condoms i sold your juice to a sperm back and i say in 18 years u gonna have a bunch of lil Jazzs in the front door saying your my real daddy
#98
08-09-2005, 12:55 AM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
ORIGINAL: King_D
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA...i remember this post, it had me laughin for quite a while...gotta love king_d
#100
08-10-2005, 07:09 AM
RE: Great Moments in AudiForums History
ORIGINAL: bentframe
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA...i remember this post, it had me laughin for quite a while...gotta love king_d
ORIGINAL: King_D
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
dude if she starts getting all "...too fast..." be like "here have a wine cooler or 4"
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA...i remember this post, it had me laughin for quite a while...gotta love king_d