Whoopty-freakin'-doo. Now on to a Summer of working, sleeping, and prepping for the next step.

 

Congratulations!!! Now:

GET A JOB!
Prepare for Kollidge
Get good grades
Graduate with honors
Get a great job
Make a mint
Marry a model
Buy a house
Have a brood
Retire

Not necessarily in that order.

 

and get rid of your BMW and buy an Audi.

 

Two down already!

...No.

 

Congrats man! I thought you graduated last year? No? Was that JP?

 

Congrats, Kolbs! Now remember, college is what we call a "target-rich environment", so bring condoms and learn to love your new best friends Jack, Jim, Johnnie, and Jose.

 

haha i was just kidding. but in all seriousness. congrats, i graduate friday.

 

oh so true.....and with the BMW kolbs, the ladies will flock like flies to week old pizza.

 

make sure you buy a blow up pool and put it in the back yard. when you are at the bar tell the ladies you have a pool back home and see if they want to come over. once there tell them that bras and underwear mess up the filter so they will have to remove that. works everytime......ok may just once.

 

You gotta smell rich too kolbs. The ladies will be all over you!