Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
#82
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
last night.... good friend said this to to this girl he was talking to that spoted his ring..
"No No, im not married"
another good one from last night...
dont worry I'm ok to drive.. (I didnt let him drive) he was having problems holding himself up when he was peeing....
"No No, im not married"
another good one from last night...
dont worry I'm ok to drive.. (I didnt let him drive) he was having problems holding himself up when he was peeing....
#87
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
"Honey I cant go out with you tonight.. Ive got Diahrea"
Well you know they wont question that.. and then you can go out with the boys... if she says she called, and you didnt answer.. it was because you were on the pot
Well you know they wont question that.. and then you can go out with the boys... if she says she called, and you didnt answer.. it was because you were on the pot
#88
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
it was on sale....really!
i paid for it with my own money....really!
i didn't use the credit card....really!
this outfit? it's not new......really!
of course i want you....really!
i paid for it with my own money....really!
i didn't use the credit card....really!
this outfit? it's not new......really!
of course i want you....really!
#90
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: kelly
it was on sale....really!
i paid for it with my own money....really!
i didn't use the credit card....really!
this outfit? it's not new......really!
of course i want you....really!
it was on sale....really!
i paid for it with my own money....really!
i didn't use the credit card....really!
this outfit? it's not new......really!
of course i want you....really!