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Old 09-19-2006, 06:01 AM
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sorry, i can delete my post and you can continue from there.... lol

Ask jazz though, it really was not anti-climactic
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:44 AM
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hurray for soft **** on the ol AF
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 10:53 AM
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sorry, i can delete my post and you can continue from there.... lol

Ask jazz though, it really was not anti-climactic
Oh, it was GOOD for me, it was VERY GOOD!
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:30 PM
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my work PC says:
Unable to connet
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at www.manbottle.com.
oh man.. i dont wanna know what that link led to - [:'(] manbottles huh ?
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:17 PM
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I love you.
I swear I've only had 2 beers. (2 kinds )
You're a great cook.
I'm only happy if you're happy.
Yes, I'll call tomorrow.
I'm miserable without you.

For the other military members-
I'm a pilot.
It'll fit.
Yes, I checked the CG.
The boss said to leave early.
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:43 PM
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LoL, This is a funny thread.

ONe of my favorites:

"I'm Not drunk."
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:56 PM
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No officer I wasn't at the bar last night and I've had that neon sign for years.
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 05:42 PM
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"Babe, dont worry.. these new Wheels only cost me $200.00"


- a piece



 
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:05 PM
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^^lol

think i take an AWDaholic approach to this one and go with...i promise i'll pull out
 
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:10 PM
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ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha

my work PC says:
Unable to connet
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at www.manbottle.com.
oh man.. i dont wanna know what that link led to - [:'(] manbottles huh ?
The link seems to be working, now. Or...
Try HERE:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2682/Duck_job.html
 


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