Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
#35
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
"For the last time no I don't think your sister is hot."
"Of course I'll still respect you afterwards."
"You complete me"
"Sorry I was late, I got stuck in traffic."
"I totally agree with you boss."
"No sir I love the army life"
"Of course I'll still respect you afterwards."
"You complete me"
"Sorry I was late, I got stuck in traffic."
"I totally agree with you boss."
"No sir I love the army life"
#36
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
#38
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: lauren5757
Yes @sshole, I remember that night. You did lie!!!!
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
#39
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
My accelerator got stuck I swear officer..
My speedometer is broken I promise..
Oh man really only 35... I could have swore I saw a sign that said 45
Adam Sandler fans will remember this.....
Yha my girl friend fell off a cliff, and died on impact.
My speedometer is broken I promise..
Oh man really only 35... I could have swore I saw a sign that said 45
Adam Sandler fans will remember this.....
Yha my girl friend fell off a cliff, and died on impact.
#40
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: lauren5757
Yes @sshole, I remember that night. You did lie!!!!
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
SO far Lauren's got hhte best one...
But *I* counter with:
I PROMISE not to *** in your mouth
ok..after that - everything else just seems so anticlimactic now...