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Old 09-18-2006, 06:13 PM
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I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:14 PM
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Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly.
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:15 PM
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Of course I know where we are.



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Old 09-18-2006, 06:16 PM
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[quote]ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:

Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
LOL Jazz - Im opposite.. I like it when thats bigger



I'm gonna have to agree with Turboi3udda on this one and say I like it when that looks bigger. (No I'm not married, but I can garuntee I will always like it that way)
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:32 PM
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ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha

heres another good one [:-]
ORIGINAL: pturbo

I don't lie to women like you guys do.
[sm=bustedsign.gif] Hey, I was just following the thread instructions!
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:53 PM
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No, I don't think your family members are crazy.
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 07:00 PM
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Mmmm it's so big.

 
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Old 09-18-2006, 07:06 PM
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Old 09-18-2006, 07:24 PM
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LOL, this is one of my all time favorite threads...i laughed so hard at a few of these...i hope this thread grows and goes down in af history!
 
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Old 09-18-2006, 09:20 PM
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ORIGINAL: lauren5757

Mmmm it's so big.

[sm=happy046.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=roll.gif]


OMGROFLLLL

I busted up out loud at work when i read that... my boss was like "are you ok?"




heres one "I'm sick...*cough* cant make it in to work today *sniff*"
 
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