Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
#24
09-18-2006 | 07:16 PM
1st Gear
Joined: May 2006
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RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
[quote]ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
I'm gonna have to agree with Turboi3udda on this one and say I like it when that looks bigger. (No I'm not married, but I can garuntee I will always like it that way)
#25
09-18-2006 | 07:32 PM
4th Gear
Joined: Sep 2005
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RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha
heres another good one [:-]
heres another good one [:-]
ORIGINAL: pturbo
I don't lie to women like you guys do.
I don't lie to women like you guys do.
#30
09-18-2006 | 10:20 PM
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 7,681
From: SoCaL~
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: lauren5757
Mmmm it's so big.
Mmmm it's so big.
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OMGROFLLLL
I busted up out loud at work when i read that... my boss was like "are you ok?"
heres one "I'm sick...*cough* cant make it in to work today *sniff*"