Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
#14
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
How about:
It's not YOU, it's ME!
How about:
It's not YOU, it's ME!
- "I dont know what those foreign plates
mean officer - i bought this car w/ them on..."
- "can i borrow $20, i'll pay you tomorrow"
- "no honey.. I dont think Jessica Alba is thaaat cute" [:-]
ORIGINAL: avant80@2.6
I cant lie honest
I cant lie honest
#15
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
#17
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:
Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...
heres another good one [:-]
ORIGINAL: pturbo
I don't lie to women like you guys do.
I don't lie to women like you guys do.