Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
#93
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
Seems to me that lie would be a little difficult to maintain at a certain point.
It's better to stick with lies that you can't get busted on - like when dating a blonde "1996? Oh yeah. That's the year I won the Indy 500."
It's better to stick with lies that you can't get busted on - like when dating a blonde "1996? Oh yeah. That's the year I won the Indy 500."
#94
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
"No, I dont **********"
"Yeah, can I place you on hold?" click[:@]
"NO, Fuc*** her in the as* does not count as sex"
"Who were you on the phone with? . . . My bestfriend" (not)
"Yeah, can I place you on hold?" click[:@]
"NO, Fuc*** her in the as* does not count as sex"
"Who were you on the phone with? . . . My bestfriend" (not)
#96
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
I know its your B-Day i just didn't have time to call you yet.
That girls ***** are way to big.
I'll be there in 2 min. i'm right down the street.
Im the owner what seems to be the problem?
That girls ***** are way to big.
I'll be there in 2 min. i'm right down the street.
Im the owner what seems to be the problem?
#99
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
LOL and LOL again.
you guys have some pretty good ones. (some of you more than others)
but your giving out all your secrets, dont ya think?
i'm not EVEN gonna fill you in on some of the doozies i've told!
you guys have some pretty good ones. (some of you more than others)
but your giving out all your secrets, dont ya think?
i'm not EVEN gonna fill you in on some of the doozies i've told!
#100
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
Actually, I envisioned ythjis more as a clearing house... A place to stop by and pick up a good, quality LIE, when you happen to need one...
Ah-hem, we'd NEVER lie to each other, right?[sm=badbadbad.gif]
Ah-hem, we'd NEVER lie to each other, right?[sm=badbadbad.gif]