Yes. youre beautifull.

 

You're my first!!!
(man, if I had a sawbuck for everytime I heard THAT line...)

 

Seems to me that lie would be a little difficult to maintain at a certain point.

It's better to stick with lies that you can't get busted on - like when dating a blonde "1996? Oh yeah. That's the year I won the Indy 500."

 

"No, I dont **********"

"Yeah, can I place you on hold?" click[:@]

"NO, Fuc*** her in the as* does not count as sex"

"Who were you on the phone with? . . . My bestfriend" (not)

 

...8"

 

I know its your B-Day i just didn't have time to call you yet.

That girls ***** are way to big.

I'll be there in 2 min. i'm right down the street.

Im the owner what seems to be the problem?

 

:ulls out in front of semi in a stock 1.8T:: "its cool man, its turbo"

 

I've got to go out of town on a business trip...LOL

 

LOL and LOL again.
you guys have some pretty good ones. (some of you more than others)
but your giving out all your secrets, dont ya think?

i'm not EVEN gonna fill you in on some of the doozies i've told!

 

Actually, I envisioned ythjis more as a clearing house... A place to stop by and pick up a good, quality LIE, when you happen to need one...

Ah-hem, we'd NEVER lie to each other, right?[sm=badbadbad.gif]