Just to get you all started:

-I'll respect you in the morning.

-I'm from your government, and I am here to help.

-You get this one, I'll pay next time.

-My wife doesn't understand me.

-Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

-Of course I love you.

-I am getting a divorce.

-Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

-I never inhaled.

-It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

 

to be honest i would have to lie

 

I'll have it for you by friday.

It wasn't me.

Mmmmm, this chicken casserol tastes delicious.

That belongs to my friend.

The dog did it.

 

she said she was 18 officer.[8D]

 

- "yes we have that in stock"

- "I'm a virgin too"

- "the company really values you"

- "we're searching for Weapons of Mass Destuction" [&:]

 

"Read my lips, no new taxes."

 

"She's just a friend."

"The check is in the mail"

"She meant nothing to me"

"It'll never happen again"

"I promise"

 

"It was just one time... and I was really really drunk!"

 

I didnt sleep with anyone while we were apart.. I couldnt.. all i did was think of you...

 

lier