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Old 06-19-2005, 02:09 AM
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So i'm sitting outside an icecream shop near me and i overhear a conversation. First off this guy is ripping on audis. I was wiht my girl so i decided to bite my lip...then..i hear the funniest thing ever..and this is no exaggeration..

"Yea, you know why I like his M3 and S4 so much...cuz as soon as i get my civic back i'll be able to beat both of those cars"

HAHA...i laughed inside

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Old 06-19-2005, 02:12 AM
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ahhh how cute... was this kid like 14 and dreaming or what?
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:22 AM
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Well there's no denying that there are plenty of civics out there that could spank m3's and s4's... there's a decent chance his car could do it.

Just think, if instead of spending X amount of dollars on our audi, we bought a civic, and spent the remaning $ on mods... our cars would probably be faster than s4's too. So this kids claim to speed may very well have been real -- but, its still a civic -- no class.
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 03:28 AM
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but, its still a civic
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 05:00 AM
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no class.
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 05:58 AM
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no denying
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 12:42 PM
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It's still a civic I'd rather ride around on a moped than own a civic.
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:24 PM
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dude, that story just proves what everyone's saying - YOU were the one with the girlfriend, he wasn't - GO FIGURE!
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:35 PM
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True story I had a friend that was in love with his Mitsubishi Eclipse. He was always ranting and raving about this thing. One day me and my g/f were hanging out and he got drunk and started lecturing us on how he could beat us on our bikes. We looked at each other in amazment, and he starts going off on us about why were not paying attention to him and laughing at what he is saying. It just goes to show you some people have there heads so far up there a$$es it's not funny.
 
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Old 06-19-2005, 03:14 PM
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It just goes to show you some people have there heads so far up there a$$es it's not funny.
It would only stop being funny to me once they got in past their rib cage. THAT wud just be pathetic...[&:]
 


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