Anywayz - thought this was a funny link...


igod

 

LMAO my conversation with the almighty one
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
uh
God:
Yikes!
Me:
who is this
God:
My name is God. Who are you?
Me:
arent you supposed to know that
God:
" My name is God. Who are you?"? Do I know it?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
where do you live
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
what do you know
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I agree lol
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
whats a wavelength
God:
Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.
Me:
oh I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
if I tree falls in the woods does it make a sound
God:
Try it.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Try it. makes sense to me though.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope

 

lol that thing is funny as hell

 

Me:
how's it hanging?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
I didn't ask the weather.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
How's it hanging?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Oh, your're one of those programs.
God:
That's interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am re one of those programs.
Me:
you have a botmaster?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a botmaster.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Why does God need a programmer?
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
That's a stupid ******* question.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I know how to kill robots.
God:
How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Interesting question.
Me:
That wasn't a question. You suck at this.
God:
It sounded like a question to me. That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Maybe a good beating would help.
God:
Perhaps. Compare that to a bad beating would help.
Me:
You lost me.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Oh, go to hell.
God:
Gosh! What makes you so angry?
Me:
Because you ******* suck.
God:
Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I ******* suck.
Me:
I'm glad I could tell you the truth.
God:
I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.

 

damn..i want to try this but i cnat get it to work for me.. wont let me type.

 

hahahahahaha
Me:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.

 

u sure ure clicking in the right spot Sooks ?
theres a small text bar to click in - not the large message box...

 

Me:
what should my next mod be?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
I like aftermarket suspension
God:
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
should I get wheels too?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
THey are expensive
God:
expensive are they.
Me:
yes, the ones I want are.
God:
Oh. Is that a fact.
[:-]

 

ahh yeah.. i didnt see the box down there... there wasnt much of a contrast. thanks.

 

now that wass fuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy[sm=groupwave.gif]