The gene that causes red hair also slightly increases hormone production, making red heads hornier.

A recent investigation has discovered that approximately 2% of all wikipedia pages are hoaxes. At least 10% of the remaining pages have misinformation deliberately planted in them.

Taking Viagra and aspirin at the same time can be deadly. Viagra relaxes small blood vessels and increases circulation, while aspirin thins the blood. The combined effect greatly increases the risk of bleeding to death, even due to relatively minor cuts. Furthermore, as many as 150 homosexual men bleed to death each year through the anus after using these drugs together and engaging in **** sex.

Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.

Red blood cells from people of different blood types can actually react with each other and fuse, which reduces their ability to transport oxygen, but also increases their tendency to clot. This greatly increases the risk of stroke and heart attack, and leads to an estimated 5,000 deaths each year in the U.S when patients are transfused with the incorrect blood type.

Earthquakes are roughly twice as likely when the tide is high because at these times, the moon is either overhead or on the opposite side of the Earth, and its gravitational interaction deforms the Earth and can disrupt fault-lines.

Hundreds of desperate and bored teenagers try to get drunk by drinking gasoline each year. It's well known that this is extremely dangerous and stupid, but few people know why. The reason is the impurities in the gas. In order to consume petroleum products safely, one must boil the gasoline (carefully!) and distil the vapor. Then dilute it with water (or juice, soda, etc, for flavor) and enjoy!

If a woman gets pregnant the first time she has sex, the child is 50% more likely to be born with one or more birth defects.

It's well known that fat chicks give better head because they're hungry. But the dark side of the story is that obese women are 35% more likely to choke to death while performing oral sex, for the same reasons.

 

^^^^^^^^^^ wow that was to long (but i read it all wink wink)

 

On the summer soltice of each year (June 21st) the clouds actually travel around the sky instead of across

 

Funniest thing I've read today.

 

"Singing in the rain" increases your chance of getting struck by lightning

 

Placing your head in a plastic bag will not kill you its just bad for your complexion.

 

flys can get stoned of paint thinner(auto body class "experiment")

 

The air handling systems in labs where hazardous materials are used are designed to maintain a pressure difference between the inside and outside of the building so that dangerous gas/smoke will blow outside through cracks in the building, such as around the doors, etc. However, if these cracks are sealed, the interior pressure will increase slowly until a door is opened, and then POP! you'll get sucked out of the building, like in movies when someone breaks a window in a space station.

If, after sex, a man leaves his loaf inside the oven (for a few hours), the woman's immune system and the natural acidity of her crevice will attack his tool, and can give him a nasty rash. This is sometimes mistaken for an STD.

Men with extra ********* (a rare condition) are ten times more likely to impregnate a woman from a single act of unprotected sex.

Putting LSD in birdfeed can make pigeons do tricks such as flying upside down, rolling on the ground, etc.

 

^^^I suspect many of those are ACTUALLY true...

 

The word Anus appears in congressional record at least 89 times each year.