Mixing bleach & brake-fluid will NOT cause a BIg cloud of smoke, unless you first have teh bleach blessed by a Catholic priest... Then WATCH OUT!!!
(thought I'd bring this back from the e-dead)

 

Wednesday is the most common day for ordering decaf

 

Wearing cargo pants in Cuba is illegal.

 

Geoffrey the Giraff, of Toys "R" Us fame is really a Zebra, but, because of a situation with a rogue pack of Hyhena's back in the Serengetti, was given a new look and a new life thanks to the witness protection program

 

CRACK Cocaine was originally devised as an octane booster. When added to a tank of normal gas it would boost performance to the point where stepping on the gas too hard would sometimes cause whiplash, hence, the "crack" designation. The sudden upsurge in doctors visits and insurance claimes are what led the govenrment to outlaw it. It is still used as such in certain Cuban dictatorships that shall remain nameless.

 

Starbucks and Hooters were once owned by the same parent corperation.

 

Daylight savings time is really a scam designed to promote sales of sleep aids and no-doze!

 

^^^FOUL!!!

That one's TRUE

 

AWDaholic is really quite intelligent.

aaahh ha ha ha

 

Ow, ow, ow... I've been [sm=badbadbad.gif]Buh-URNED!

No, WAIT, that one's TRUE, TOO!!!