FICTOIDS (made-up FACTS)
#51
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Mixing bleach & brake-fluid will NOT cause a BIg cloud of smoke, unless you first have teh bleach blessed by a Catholic priest... Then WATCH OUT!!!
(thought I'd bring this back from the e-dead)
(thought I'd bring this back from the e-dead)
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Geoffrey the Giraff, of Toys "R" Us fame is really a Zebra, but, because of a situation with a rogue pack of Hyhena's back in the Serengetti, was given a new look and a new life thanks to the witness protection program
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CRACK Cocaine was originally devised as an octane booster. When added to a tank of normal gas it would boost performance to the point where stepping on the gas too hard would sometimes cause whiplash, hence, the "crack" designation. The sudden upsurge in doctors visits and insurance claimes are what led the govenrment to outlaw it. It is still used as such in certain Cuban dictatorships that shall remain nameless.
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ORIGINAL: S4sweetee
AWDaholic is really quite intelligent.
aaahh ha ha ha
AWDaholic is really quite intelligent.
aaahh ha ha ha
No, WAIT, that one's TRUE, TOO!!!
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