FICTOIDS (made-up FACTS)
#31
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
George Bush called a meeting of congress early Thursday to let them know of his decision to remove all American troops in Iraq, directly after which he yelled:
"April Fools! You should've seen the look on your faces!"
After being notified that it was, in fact not April 1st, but April 5th, the president replied in a sing-song voice "Heh-heh, I'm the president, I can do what I want."
"April Fools! You should've seen the look on your faces!"
After being notified that it was, in fact not April 1st, but April 5th, the president replied in a sing-song voice "Heh-heh, I'm the president, I can do what I want."
#35
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
PYONGYANG:
North Korea and South Korea announced today that the two countries would merge effective immediately, and just be "Korea".
All hostilities immediately ceased between the two former enemies, and the newly merged Korea announced it would cease development of nuclear weapons, and instead produce atomic powered Kia automobiles.
North Korea and South Korea announced today that the two countries would merge effective immediately, and just be "Korea".
All hostilities immediately ceased between the two former enemies, and the newly merged Korea announced it would cease development of nuclear weapons, and instead produce atomic powered Kia automobiles.