The Las Vegas city council passed a law last week that prohibits Santa Claus from using the words "HO HO HO".

 

Been clinically proven that dredging up old threads can lead to genital warts and rectal leakage. [:'(]

 

Recent scientific studies have shown that rotating ones head continuously (aswhen watchingan objectmoving in a circle)for any prolonged period of time can cause a dramatic loss of cognitive ability. This effect was found to be greatly amplified by the presence of exhaust fumes, motor homes, cowboy hats, mustaches, rebel flags, excessive corporate sponsorship, and Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

 

Audi Forums was secretly started by Audi as a means of quantifying customer response to new products. Then, they abandoned the idea and paid for the Audi-driving-up-a-ski-slope commercial, instead, but left the servers running. the rest is history!

 

Ever notice that if you keep your phone in your pocket, you can feel like it's rigning when it isn't? There's that vibration feeling in the thigh sometimes. It turns out that long term exposure to low frequency vibrations can induce nerve growth and greatly increase sensitivity to vibrations or low frequency sound, almost like growing another ear in your leg!