a few quick jokes for ya'll

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the
factory?
A. Two test tickles

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 

Milkman Dan: Karen, do you know about the theory of alternate realities?
Karen: No.
Milkman Dan: It states that there are billions of alternate universes just like ours, but with some small differences.
Karen: Wow.
Milkman Dan: For example there might be a universe out there where i didnt run over your puppy this morning...it just isnt this one.


A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study,
>has discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read
>their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
>
>Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.