"We gotta pool. We gotta pond. The pond is good for you" - Caddy Shack
"No more finger-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties!" - Full Metal Jacket

 

[:@] beat me..



"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Rounders

 

"Shootin's too good for him. Hangin' will only do him justice. I say we cut him into little-bitty pieces and BURN him until he's dead." - Heavy Metal

 

This one is from Futurame so not movie

Fry ate this really nasty oldegg salad sandwhich and said.

*It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up*

Haha stupid but for some reason it makes me laugh.

 

"Kiss my Converse!" - Sho'nuff
from: The last Dragon

 

dman, you guys hit most of the good ones, i hate getting blocked at work!!!!!

"You ok?

Nah man. I'm pretty f*ckin' far from ok........." ---Pulp Fiction

 

" I am serious and quit calling me Sherley "

" F&#k you, f&#k you, f&#k you... your cool... f&#k you, I'm out! "

 

"I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

I think you can all figure out what movie that is from.

 

"Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken f**ker". - Farva (Super Troopers)

 

listen kid, Im not gonna bullshit u, all right? I dont give a fck what u know, or dont know, but Im gonna torture u anyway. not to get information. Its amusing to me to torture a cop.u can say anything u want cause Ive heard it all before. all you can do is pray for a quick death, which u aint gonna get reservoir dogs

doughboy: Ho's gotta eat too.
shalika:who you calling a ho, I aint no ho.
doughboy:Oops, Im sorry, btch. boyz in the hood