Assumtion is the ****** of all f- ups

 

"People in masks cannot be trusted" - The Princess Bride

"When you on FIRE and runnin' down tha street, people will get out of your way."- Richard Pryor/That N****s Crazy

"You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other lick civilized people?" - The Princess Bride

- "You Fargin' Bastiges, I... gonna rip you Bells off."
- "You believe the mouth on that guy?" - Johnn Dangerously

"Do you realize your name is an adverb?" - Johnn Dangerously

- "I admit it, you are better than I am."
- "Then, why are you smiling?"
- "Because, I know something that you don't... *I* am NOT left-handed." - The Pincess Bride

[sm=badbadbad.gif]"Unh - uhnnn - uh-uh-uh... OH Poppy, do ME again, do me again!" - A personal **** movie I made, years ago, without the young lady knowing[sm=pimp.gif]

 

I think i saw that movie on Youtube! hahahahaah

 

I'll throw a twist on this thead:

For any of you that are salespeople out there, a friend of mine got this from one of his co-workers:

A FEW GOOD SALESMEN (read in the voice of Jack Nicholson)

SALES: "You want answers???"

OPERATIONS: "I want the truth!!"

SALES: "You can't handle the truth"....but I'll answer the question... Son, we live in a world that requires revenue.... who's going to find it? You...in operations? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at sales and you curse at our incentives. You have that luxury... You have the luxury of not knowing what we know, that while current results are tragic, we're driving new sales and that our efforts, while resented and misunderstood by you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at staff meetings....you want us on that sale; you NEED us on that sale! We use words like comps, upgrades, discounts; we use these words as the backbone of the time spent negotiating something....you use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor inclination to explain ourselves to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of income I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way...Otherwise I suggest you pick up the phone and solicit some customers. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

OPERATIONS: "Did you or did you not expense the lap dances?????"

SALES: "You're damn right I expensed the lap dances!!"

 

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the Fork outta here!"- Boondock Saints
"I want to stab you to death and play with your blood"- American Psycho
"I don't remember asking you a GD thing!"- Pulp Fiction
"I didn't know that stacked ish that high!"- Full Metal Jacket
"WTF is so funny about me?"- Goodfellas

 

"GEEETTTAWWWWDDDAAA DAAAA CAAAAAAAWWWR!!!!!!!"

-Richard Dreyfous (sp?)
What About Bob

 

"you call your self and addict, your not an addict, i sucked ick for cocain" - bob sagget- half baked

 

"We could kill Everyone" - boondock
"freddy died by fire, jason died by water, how can we use that?" - Freddy Vs. Jason

 

"Remember, no matter where you go - there you are." -Buckaroo Bonzai

"A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men." - Gene Wilder as ***** Wonka

"What knockers!!"
"Why thank you, doctor." - Young Frankenstein

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff." - Caddyshack

"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." - Caddyshack

"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption (personal motto of mine)

 

Blasphemy!

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like.....victory." - Apocalypse Now

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.......Oswald was a ***." - The Usual Suspects

"If you're gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash." - Roadhouse

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Aliens

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" - The Big Lebowski