Champ: "I woke up this morning and I **** a squirrel. And the helluvit is, it's still alive. So now, I've got a ****-covered squirrel down there in my office; don't know what to name it."
Brick: "Oh... sorry, Champ; I ate your chocolate-covered squirrel."

 

"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Boondock Saints

 

Rocco: "F**kin' what the F**K!F**kin'... F**k! Who the F**k - how did you two F**ks F**kin'... F**K!"
Connor: "Well, he certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

 

Cruel Intentions

Cecile is wearing a shirt with a big koala bear on it]
Sebastian: My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing!
Cecile Caldwell: Thanks, my dad took me on a trip to Australia.
Sebastian: And how are things down under?
[looks up her skirt[/i]]
Sebastian: Blossoming, I hope.


Fight Club

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face[/i]] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again[/i]]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times[/i]]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. **** I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler[/i]]

 

"Thank You For Smoking"

[Walking past goldfish pond]
JACK: "Oh, this is my favourite part. Look, see that one there? Two thousand dollars. No joke."
JOEY: "Wow."
JACK: "And you see that white one? I'm not even kidding; ten thousand dollars, gift from Oprah."

[In the elevator]
JACK: "You hear that?"
*Nick and Joey look at each other, confused*
NICK: "No..."
JACK: "Exactly."


JACK: "Neil! Hey, Neil! I'm going to impale your mom on a spike, and then feed her to my dog with syphillis!"
NEIL: "Haha! Jack, you got me!"
JACK: [to Nick]"It's an... inside joke."

 

Billy Madison:
" That Verionica vaughn, is one fine piece of ***..... I knooooo from experience dude,if you know what I mean,huh huha hahahhahaha."
" Nope, NO you don't!"
" Yeah I know, But a Guy I know him and her GOT IT ON WHOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE ahahhahahah!"
" Nope, No they didn't"
" I know, But You could imagine what it would be like if they did huhhuh,hahahaha,"
(looks away)YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!
" Alright, Everybody on the damn bus! Good, Great, Grand, Wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

 

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

Andy Defrees - Shawshank Redemption

 

"leave the gun, take the canollies"
godfather lol

and dukes of hazzard
Jesse "gimmie your goddamn drivers license"
luke"what license" AHAHAHA

 

" Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
-Jeff Spicoli

 

Kenny: "hey, If I'm not back in ten minutes.........call the cops!"
Thurgood: " If he's not back in ten minutes, I'm callin Domino's hahaha"