Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
#72
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
Top Gun:
Goose: Slider you're such a di@k head
Slider: how many butts did you kiss to get in here?
Goose: well the list is long, but distinguished
Slider: yea well so is my johnson
My Cousing Vinny:
Vinny: well these two utes here
Judge: utes?
Vinny: yea these couple of utes
Judge: I dont follow
Vinny: oh I am sorry, Youths
National Security:
(martin lawerence hand in car)
Cop: do ya need some help?
Martin: are you asking me if i need some help, or if i am stealing this car?
Cop: ok are you stealing this car?
Martin: does it look like i am stealing this damn car?
Cop: sorta
Martin: why cause im black? white man has his hand in the car you give him a good sameritan award, figuring he just turnin off peoples lights
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CucTvHiymBE
Happy Gilmore:
"The price is wrong, bitch"
ok thats enough for now
Goose: Slider you're such a di@k head
Slider: how many butts did you kiss to get in here?
Goose: well the list is long, but distinguished
Slider: yea well so is my johnson
My Cousing Vinny:
Vinny: well these two utes here
Judge: utes?
Vinny: yea these couple of utes
Judge: I dont follow
Vinny: oh I am sorry, Youths
National Security:
(martin lawerence hand in car)
Cop: do ya need some help?
Martin: are you asking me if i need some help, or if i am stealing this car?
Cop: ok are you stealing this car?
Martin: does it look like i am stealing this damn car?
Cop: sorta
Martin: why cause im black? white man has his hand in the car you give him a good sameritan award, figuring he just turnin off peoples lights
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CucTvHiymBE
Happy Gilmore:
"The price is wrong, bitch"
ok thats enough for now
#73
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KADMMlvBlEw
Thats mr. pecker head to you.....
Thats mr. pecker head to you.....
#74
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s***, man.
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Mary: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
LloydWhat are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause[/i]]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s***, man.
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Mary: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
LloydWhat are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause[/i]]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
#75
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
oh man dumb and dumber, too easy, every line out of there is classic
Caddyshack:
"this is my neice lacy underall"
"so i got that going for me"
"hey that kangaroo stole my ball!"
"Four!" (ball hits guy in nuts) "Oh i should have yelled two"
"hey whitey wheres your hat?"
"hey **** whats with the pictures this is a parking lot"
"woah this is the worst looking hat I ever saw, i bet if you buy this hat you get a bowl of soup with it, oh but it looks good on you though"
Caddyshack:
"this is my neice lacy underall"
"so i got that going for me"
"hey that kangaroo stole my ball!"
"Four!" (ball hits guy in nuts) "Oh i should have yelled two"
"hey whitey wheres your hat?"
"hey **** whats with the pictures this is a parking lot"
"woah this is the worst looking hat I ever saw, i bet if you buy this hat you get a bowl of soup with it, oh but it looks good on you though"
#76
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
Caddyshack is awesome!
"Yeah, that's what I figured. Hey, Moose! Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook!"
"B-B-B-BUY Bushwoods???"
"I have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you."
"I was boooooorn to love you, I was booooorn to lick your face, I was boooorn to love you, but you were born to love me first."
"Yeah, that's what I figured. Hey, Moose! Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook!"
"B-B-B-BUY Bushwoods???"
"I have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you."
"I was boooooorn to love you, I was booooorn to lick your face, I was boooorn to love you, but you were born to love me first."
#78
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
TYLER-
The spork. I get it. You're very clever.
JACK-
Thank you.
TYLER-
How's that working out for you?
JACK-
What?
TYLER-
Being clever.
JACK-
Well, uh... great.
TYLER-
Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.
Tyler stands, looks towards the aisle.
TYLER-
... As I squeeze past, do I give you the *** or the crotch?
Tyler moves to the aisle, his *** toward jack, walks away...
TYLER-
We are defined by the choices we make.
Another good one from Fight Club..
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while ...
(whispers)...it's a *****. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event
of a *****. We use the indefinite aricle: "A *****." Never "Your *****."
The spork. I get it. You're very clever.
JACK-
Thank you.
TYLER-
How's that working out for you?
JACK-
What?
TYLER-
Being clever.
JACK-
Well, uh... great.
TYLER-
Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.
Tyler stands, looks towards the aisle.
TYLER-
... As I squeeze past, do I give you the *** or the crotch?
Tyler moves to the aisle, his *** toward jack, walks away...
TYLER-
We are defined by the choices we make.
Another good one from Fight Club..
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while ...
(whispers)...it's a *****. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event
of a *****. We use the indefinite aricle: "A *****." Never "Your *****."
#79
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
MenIn black
Agent J:(Will Smith) " Now that's the worst costume I've ever seen, that dude's definitely an alien."
Frank:(the dog)" Hey, If you don't like it you can kiss my fury little butt"
Agent J:(Will Smith) " Now that's the worst costume I've ever seen, that dude's definitely an alien."
Frank:(the dog)" Hey, If you don't like it you can kiss my fury little butt"
#80
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!