"Remember, no matter where you go - there you are." Buckaroo Banzai

 

"It could be carried by an African swallow!"
"Well, an African swallow maybe - but not a European swallow, that's my point."
"Oh yeah, I agree with that."

Hehehe the other infinitely quotable film!

 

Then you have Johnny Dangerously

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.
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Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
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Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya.
Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly: I go both ways.
Lil: Oh.
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Danny Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting ****** to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.
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Roman Moronie: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Gang member: What a mouth on that guy!
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[Johnny sees a steaming pot on the stove]
Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
Ma Kelly: Beer.
Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!
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Chorus Girl: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny.
Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? Well that makes two of us.
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Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

 

how bout ace ventura.. about 600000 lines in that one.

If i am not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer

and ace 2, when he is in the rhino


"its kinda hot in these rhinos"

 

Layer Cake-
Clarkie: Where are we going, Morty?
Morty: Back to that boatyard. Somebody's about to get a ******* slap.
Terry: [pats Morty on the shoulder[/i]] Yes, Morty. About ******* time.

 

"The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fvcked."

+!

 

Dazed and Confused:
Slater: "check you later"
Wooderson: " Well alright, alright"
"Thats what I like about these high school girls man, I get older They stay the same age"
"L-i-v-i-n" Livin
Billy: "better save it for the 20 foots baby" Wooderson: " Hey billy I hope you got your wood screws" Billy: "**** You"Wooderson: "cause I'm gonna blow your doors right off. Heeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

 

"I feel the need, the need for speed"-Top Gun

 

Nick Cage "I'll try my best"

Sean Connery "Try your best? while losers are trying their best winners go home and fvck the prom queen"

Nick Cage "Carla was the prom queen"

Sean "Really?"

Nick "Yeah Really"

THE ROCK

 

Max: "You- you killed him."
Vincent: "No. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

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