Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
#41
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
40 Year-Old Virgin
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game[/i]] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when ******* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: [David loses second match[/i]] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts[/i]]
Cal: **** you!
David: Aww.
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game[/i]] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when ******* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: [David loses second match[/i]] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts[/i]]
Cal: **** you!
David: Aww.
#43
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
i got some good ones
How bout American psyco
"Where are you going?
I am leaving.
But where?
I have to return some video tapes"
and
"Patrick, are you seeing anyone, i mean seriously?
Maybe, i dont know, not really!"
and how bout My Cousin Vinny
" Holy ****, thats it, the case cracker! Me in the Shower!"
and one more....
Boiler room,
" Get the F*** outta here!"
"what?"
" dont look at me dont talk to me just pick your *** up outta that Italian leather chair and get the F*** outta here"
How bout American psyco
"Where are you going?
I am leaving.
But where?
I have to return some video tapes"
and
"Patrick, are you seeing anyone, i mean seriously?
Maybe, i dont know, not really!"
and how bout My Cousin Vinny
" Holy ****, thats it, the case cracker! Me in the Shower!"
and one more....
Boiler room,
" Get the F*** outta here!"
"what?"
" dont look at me dont talk to me just pick your *** up outta that Italian leather chair and get the F*** outta here"
#46
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock[/i]] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock[/i]] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
#49
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
Westley: "What's so funny?"
Vizzini: "Hehe - nothing, uh, I'll tell you in a minute. But first, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
*They lift their glasses, Vizzini waits for Westley to begin drinking first, then drains his own.*
Westley: "You guessed wrong."
Vizzini: "You only *think* I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders; the most famous of which is 'Never Get Involved InA Land War In Asia', but only *slightly* less well-known is this - 'Never Go In AgainstA Cecilian When Death Is On The Line'! AHAHAHAAHA!! HA HAA HAHA! AHAHAHA--"
*Vizzini falls over, dead*
*Westley removes Buttercup's blindfold and unties her wrists*
Buttercup: "And to think.. all that time, it was your cup that was poisoned."
Westley: "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder."
Vizzini: "Hehe - nothing, uh, I'll tell you in a minute. But first, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours."
*They lift their glasses, Vizzini waits for Westley to begin drinking first, then drains his own.*
Westley: "You guessed wrong."
Vizzini: "You only *think* I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders; the most famous of which is 'Never Get Involved InA Land War In Asia', but only *slightly* less well-known is this - 'Never Go In AgainstA Cecilian When Death Is On The Line'! AHAHAHAAHA!! HA HAA HAHA! AHAHAHA--"
*Vizzini falls over, dead*
*Westley removes Buttercup's blindfold and unties her wrists*
Buttercup: "And to think.. all that time, it was your cup that was poisoned."
Westley: "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder."
#50
RE: Favorite Movie Line quotes!!!
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Every line from teh movie "The Princess Bride."
Every line from teh movie "The Princess Bride."
the masked man climbing the cliff after Vizzini has cut the rope]
Fezzik: He's got very good arms.
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means
what you think it means. [pause] My God! He's
climbing!
Vizzini: Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the
princess and must therefore die. You, carry her.
We'll head straight for the Gilder frontier. Catch
up when he's dead. If he falls, fine. If not, the
sword.
Inigo: I'm going to do him left-handed.
Vizzini: YOU KNOW WHAT A HURRY WE'RE IN!
Inigo: Is is the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my
right, over too quickly.
Vizzini: Oh, have it your way.
Fezzik: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.