here's another great quote>> The rock
Connery: Are you sure you are ready for this?
Cage: I'll do my best
Connery: Your best.....Losers always whine about their best..winners go home and **** the prom queen
Cage: Carla was the prom queen

 

Full Metal Jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the *** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you"

Gunnery Sergeant: "How tall are you, private? "
Private: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir."
Gunnery Sergeant: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s**t that high"

Blazing Saddles:
Mexican Bandits: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

Gene Wilder: "Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh."
Cleavon Little: "Hey, whereda white women at?"

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any ******* time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-*******-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****! Get on your knees scumbag!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God**** it, with my hand numb nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my ******* hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****, I STILL can't hear you, sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your *** away and start ******* me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.


I love this movie, it has so many good one liners

 

Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant: "Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is that What the **** is that!
Private Gomer Pyle: A jelly donut
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly donut, are you allow food in the barracks private pyle, are you allowed jelly donuts private pyle

 

Every single word out of Gunnery Sergeant's mouth is a classic lol

When he found private pile's donut stash...
"What is that, what the fvck is that!?" hahaha priceless

"I'm gonna rip your ***** off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

"Bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

"God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

"Who said that? Who the fvck said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ******* godmother said it. Out-fvcking-standing. I will PT you all until you fvcking die. I'll PT you until your ******** are sucking buttermilk."

"Well, no ****. What do we have here, a ******* comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister! "

"You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ***! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"

 

Airplane
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Blazing Saddles
"Scuse me while I whip this out"

 

I love this movie.....
Did you hear what I said, Forrest?
You're the same as everybody else.
You are no different.
PRINCIPAL
Your boy's... different, Mrs. Gump.
Now, his I.Q. is seventy-five.
MRS. GUMP
Well, we're all different, Mr.
Hancock.
FORREST
Earl, what's going on?
EARL
Coons are tryin' to get into school.
FORREST
Coons? When raccoons try to get on
our back porch, Momma just chase 'em
off with a broom.
EARL
Not raccoons, you idiot, ******. And
they want to go to school with us.
FORREST
With us? They do?
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...Forrest Gump.
ARMY BUS DRIVER
Nobody gives a hunk of **** who you
are, fuzzball! You're not even a
lowlife scum sucking maggot! Get
your faggoty *** on the bus. You're
in the Army now!
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Lt. Dan looks at Bubba.
LT. DAN
What's wrong with your lips?
BUBBA
I was born with big gums, sir.
LT. DAN
Yeah, well, you better tuck that in.
Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.
Where you boys from in the world?
BUBBA & FORREST
Alabama, sir!
LT. DAN
You twins?
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and more.....

 

"I'm yer Huckelberry" and

"Yer no daisy, yer no daisy at all..." Eggs onJohnny Ringo as hecollapses "...poor soul. you were too high strung"

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone

 

Lt. Dan looks at Bubba.
LT. DAN
What's wrong with your lips?
BUBBA
I was born with big gums, sir.
LT. DAN
Yeah, well, you better tuck that in.
Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.
Where you boys from in the world?
BUBBA & FORREST
Alabama, sir!
LT. DAN
You twins?
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Lt. Dan---I've been through alabama Little rock is a nice place!