Myfavorites from - Next Friday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrRCToE1FwY- Angry African

From Curb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpDiZLrTHX4- Beloved ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJunzzHGm_s- Krazee Eyez killa

 

Tis the Season.....so.....

" Is you house on fire, Clark?"

"No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."

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Dazed and Confused:
"Ya know the thing i looove about highschool girls... I keep gettin older they stay the same age. yes they do"

Ace Ventura:
"If I'm not back in 10 minutes... WAIT LONGER!!"

Talladega Nights:
*Ricky with giant sticker on windshield* "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but i sure do love FigNutons!"

"Today my teacher asked us what was the capital of North Carolina, i told her Washington DC. She said no, youre wrong. i said YOU GOT A LUMPY BUTT! and i peed my pants and i never did change my pee pants all day, im still sittin in my dirty pee pants right now!"

Family Guy: (yes i know its not a movie but i had to add it)
Lois: Peter youre acting like a child.
Peter: Well if im a child, you know what that makes you? a pedophile! and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert!






hahaha yohan you have my car... but i have 2 12's HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!

 

Zoolander

Derek Zoolander: "you can read minds?"

i didn't read through this thread so i hope no one said that one already.

 

This will soon be another classic Samuel L. Jacksonquote from the awful movie Snakes on a Plane

'Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother f****** snakes on this mother f****** plane! Everybody strap in I'm about to open some f****** windows!'


... and the best quote of Billy Madison

'Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.' Billy Madison

 

Another from SAMUEL JACKSON!!!

Pulp Fiction.... " Does he Look like a Bitch!" You cant hear me "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!"

" say what again, mother ******, i dare ya, i double dare ya, SAY WHAT AGAIN!"

 

Usual Suspects:

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

To whoever quoted the coffee shop scene from heat, best scene of a movie ever!

 

^^ Thank you, it is the best scene from a movie ever I believe... It's just one that comes to mind every time you think of a good guy and a Bad guy!

 

It puts the lotion in the basket!!! A classic from silence of the lambs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX58e348FJQ

 

Police Academy ? (C.O.P. - Citizens on Patrol)

Zed riding his bike next to Sweet Chuck on his scooter--

"ehhhh, eeeeeehhhhhh Nice bike... ehhehhhhhhehhhh WHERE D'YOU PUT THE BATTERIES!"

Being serious now- shawshank redemption

Red - "These walls are funny. First you hate em: then you get use to them. Enough time passes where you get to depend on them; now that's institutionalized."

and lastly

"Sloth Love Chunk!"